Nurse Hickox is not a public health risk. She is not symptomatic, and even if she were
one would have to be in contact with her bodily fluids and/or Goddess forbid
her corpse to be cross contaminated. Before
we jail her, slip her the spike or sentence her to life without parole, let us
remember Mr. Duncan’s family. His family
was in very close contact with him in a small apartment while he was seriously
symptomatic. None of them contracted the
disease. It is worth remembering that
two patients does not an epidemic make.
The two Americans who did contract the disease here are out of the
hospital, Ebola free and doing fine.
Now, I don’t want to interrupt our national orgy of paranoia, our
fearathon extraordinaire with the scientific facts. Nonetheless, those are the goddamned facts.
Having said all of this there are some public health risks aboard
in the land. One of those risks would be
members of the press, if you must call them that, with their hair on fire
refusing to believe in the science because a bunch of politicians running for something
have called that discipline into question.
Another would be the politicians themselves. For instance, Chris
Christie who is running for president in 2016 on Ebola today – at his weight
perhaps vice president as well; Andrew Como who is running for savior every
hour on every channel but is too fastidious and well dress to display the
stigmata; Paul LaPage 21st Century poster child for the anencephalic
in public office and running for king of Toontown. Leave us not forget the manufacturers of junk
science – former physicians who are currently hiding in Congress where they can
do little and make a lot instead of working their asses off like real
docs. Some of these chumps don’t appear
to have read a medical journal since Jenner and Pasteur discovered the smallpox
vaccine.
So take a breath. The
nurse won’t give you Ebola. Hordes of
ISIL members aren’t crossing the borders to infect us with the dread
disease. Given the shit we believe and
the idiots we believe, why would they bother?
We will destroy ourselves soon enough.