There are some incredibly preposterous things going on in
this country. These things can only be
chalked up to the insatiable hunger of the American people for bogus
leadership, insane and imaginary plots and an overwhelming poverty of ideas
leading them to believe that the have-nots are engaged in a fierce, well
organized and foul scheme to steal from the haves.
The very definition of preposterous is Rick Perry running
for president. He is under indictment in
Texas for, among other things, abuse of power.
I suppose this goof thinks that if he wins – a long-shot indeed – he can
be inaugurated before reporting to serve his sentence, move the Oval Office to
the slammer just in time to pardon himself.
A bunch of walnuts known as Judicial Watch, founded by a guy
named Larry Klayman, is looking to destroy Obamacare. I have a prediction that any puffed up
ambulance chaser, Klayman, Scalia, Roberts, Thomas, Alito, Kennedy, or any
influence peddling politician who guts or repeals the Affordable Care Act had best
take their shriveled gentiles in one hand and their rosary, Bible, prayer book
or whatever else they use to sell Christ by the pound in the other and head for
the darkest cave in the most remote mountain range on this planet. It is not inconceivable that millions of
children will be thrown off the insurance roles under the old preexisting
condition rule. It is also not
inconceivable that as many million mothers will come for the aforementioned
monsters with blood in their eyes and in the end make Baltimore look like an
afternoon tea party at an English country house.
In the dictionary next to the word stumblebum is a picture
of Ted Cruz. He spends his days and
nights alternately tripping over his tongue and tripping over his dick. This week he managed to do both
simultaneously – no easy task given that most of the time his head is up his
ass. In any case, he took it upon
himself to use Joe Biden as a punch line while speaking before a group of
supporters a day or so after the death of the Vice President’s son. It is a mark of how cruel, vindictive and
sadistic this country has become when such things are possible at a gathering
of “Christians” and in the sight of their gentle and benevolent Lord, Jesus
Christ. He apologized later, but hell
that doesn’t mean much. Apologies slip
off the tongues of ignorant politicians with the easy freedom of barroom
propositions off the tongues of Saturday night drunks.
Joe Biden is a grand gentleman, one of the great Liberals of
the Senate. He has seen more tragedy in
his life than most. Yet, he comes out
swinging like a good Irishman with a heart of gold, a steady hand, a ready
smile and a will to serve – not rule, serve.
Obama has been lucky to have him because he tells the truth, Joe
does. It says a great deal more about a
corrupt political class, not to mention a Fourth Estate polluted by arrogance,
big money and disinformation that his truth is seen as gaffs or jokes then ever
it will say about Joe himself.
Ted Cruz is not fit to be in the same room with Vice
President Joe Biden. Judicial Watch is
an intellectual cesspool founded on the principle that Bill Clinton’s dick was
more important than his public policy.
Rick Perry belongs in jail, not the White House. All in all it seems that the best thing that
can be said for any of them was said by National Lampoon many years ago, “You
are a fluke of the universe. You have no
right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not the Universe is laughing
behind your back.”